”Deeply examine the last couple years of Britney Spears’ life, then manage to arrive at the personal realization that sometimes its best to just take the money and run.”

Seems to be the best and the most cynical option available. Marrying Hiton could also be another provided he improves her gene pool rather than the other way around.

Hopefully though he’ll stay long enough to break some more records, unlike some Australians!